Iran Plows, Israelis Can Plant Wheat!

The recent barrage of Iranian missile strikes aimed at the headquarters of the Israeli Ministry of Defense and offices of the General Staff of the Zionist regime has had such an impressive --albeit destructive-- effect that it has apparently created ideal conditions for crop cultivation right near the Matcal Tower at Camp Rabin military base in the HaKirya quarter of Tel Aviv.

The Hebrew website of Tasnim News Agency has released a report, whose front-page story tells the Israeli residents: “Iran has launched missile attacks on the General Staff of the Israeli military forces six times so far. Your army isn’t showing you the images of these days around the Matcal Tower. We have good news for you: Iranian missiles have plowed that area; you can plant wheat there!”

The US and the Israeli regime launched a large-scale unprovoked military campaign against Iran following the assassination of Leader of the Islamic Revolution Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei, along with several senior military commanders and civilians on February 28.

The attacks have involved extensive aerial strikes on both military and civilian locations across Iran, causing significant casualties and widespread damage to infrastructure.

In response, the Iranian Armed Forces have carried out retaliatory operations, targeting American and Israeli positions in the occupied territories and at regional bases with waves of missiles and drones.